City Weekly · Opinion
God’s 2025 Christmas card—a special delivery from the CEO of Everything.
Taking a Gander
I really should stop checking my mailbox. Nowadays, it’s just a graveyard of credit card offers and coupons for lawn mowing services offering special December-through-March discounts. I was kind of hoping that the CEO of Everything would choose someone else this year to distribute his Christmas Letter to Mankind; but there it was again—the heavy, cream-colored envelope that smells like ozone and expensive scotch.
No return address, no stamp and somehow, the mailbox was slightly singed around the edges. Keep in mind, I’m just an opinion columnist.
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